Northern Line


25
Mar 16

Lap him up 

 
Date: 25th March 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: PDP 
Wanna run laps with him or sit on his lap? Either way we’d lap him up! 

Cute but not my type (+132 rating, 188 votes)
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20
Mar 16

Tall n Tasty

 

Date: 17th March 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Zach

Sometimes all people need to wear to look good is a grey hoodie. This sexy tall guy is no exception he could reach dizzying heights of love and the beans from the high kitchen cupboard! 

Cute but not my type (+56 rating, 134 votes)
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2
Mar 16

Am-gazing Face

 

Date: 6th February 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: B,T,O

How sweet the view! We love how this super cute guy is transfixed on one of the tube ads and also stroking his manly facial hair – grrr take me now. 

Cute but not my type (+68 rating, 138 votes)
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30
Jan 16

Caught Cutey

 

Date: 29th January 2016

Line: Northern  
Submitted by: @anorderlymess

This cute guy was caught tubecrushing someone else and they crushed him first. He’s hot – we hope his poorly leg gets better soon! 

Cute but not my type (-99 rating, 131 votes)
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29
Jan 16

Pink Tie Guy

 
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Clint

You know what they say… Boys in pink make the girls (and other boys) wink! We can’t help but wonder why he wears it so long though – makes for a fantastic game of what’s underneath your tie though we suppose!! 

Cute but not my type (+139 rating, 159 votes)
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27
Jan 16

The Dapper Dude

 

Date: 26th January 2016

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Angela 
This handsome chap really knows how to heat our loins up. Clearly a sophisticated dresser with a crisp shirt and the shiniest shoes on the Northern Line. He would be someone you could take home to your mum!

Cute but not my type (+82 rating, 116 votes)
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17
Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+220 rating, 308 votes)
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14
Jan 16

Who’s your daddy?

 

Date: Unknown

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Andrew

Long Legs? 

 

Cute but not my type (-30 rating, 104 votes)
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12
Jan 16

Shorts n all

 

Date: 15th December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Flash Gordon

Clearly this sexy chap isn’t just a work out in January kind of dude. He could PT me anytime. 

 

Cute but not my type (-20 rating, 102 votes)
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6
Jan 16

Leather G-lover

 

Date: 31st December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by:  Blake
When a Woolley glove just won’t do a leather one will keep your hand warm. Judging by this guys cute face he doesn’t need a glove – he is hot already! 

Cute but not my type (+86 rating, 134 votes)
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30
Nov 15

Van Lightyear

  
Date: 30th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AD

If this guy was a Disney Pixar character he would be Buzz Lightyears son. Taking us to infinity and beyond in his van.

Cute but not my type (+127 rating, 195 votes)
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18
Nov 15

Fraction of a Distraction

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
This sexy guy is two thirds beefcake and one third potential husband material. 

Cute but not my type (+127 rating, 207 votes)
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14
Nov 15

Pure Sex

  
Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Squibby

Sex on legs, on the chair or standing up not fussy.

Cute but not my type (+201 rating, 233 votes)
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11
Nov 15

Kents Best Body

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

This sexy guy is 100% home county hotness. Probably not actually from Canterbury, we wouldn’t mind seeing this guy in person and asking him to show us around those shorts.

Cute but not my type (+79 rating, 209 votes)
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8
Nov 15

Her Cules

  
Date: 4th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Big guns and strawberry blonde hair – it can only be Hurcules!! 

Cute but not my type (+62 rating, 154 votes)
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27
Oct 15

Surfs Up

  
Date: 11th September 2015

Line: Notthern

Submitted by: Huai-Huai

Even if he wasn’t wearing a Hollister surf hoodie this cutie wouldn’t be out of place on some surf style hair product advert. Let us get our hands on your sexy locks…. 

Cute but not my type (-3 rating, 115 votes)
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14
Oct 15

Leather and Legs

 

Date: 13th October 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: CMalice

What more do you need to cheer up hump day? A leather clad stud, with a nice smile, sexy legs and hair you want to run your fingers through. 

 

Cute but not my type (+74 rating, 174 votes)
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10
Oct 15

iPad Protein Power

 

Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  

Cute but not my type (-61 rating, 135 votes)
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24
Sep 15

Armoured and Sleeved

 

Date: 6th September 2015

Line: Northern 

 Submitted by: SK
Clearly on his way to or from the gym this sexy guy has enough arm tats to keep any tattoo fan coming back for more. 

Cute but not my type (+55 rating, 165 votes)
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19
Aug 15

The G’s Knees

Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Econ2004
Good morning sexy guy! This Tubecrush has certainly got all the right junk in all the right places. Arms – tick, Cute – tick and that bad boy cap and ripped jeans – tick tick.

Cute but not my type (+91 rating, 167 votes)
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