Date: 29th March 2012
Line: DLR
Submitted by: DAB
This is a threeway conversation we would all like to get in the middle of, what are they talking about? Could it be how hot they are? If you could only take one of them home, who would it be?
DLR
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Mar 12
Yes, PM
Date: 12 March 2012
Line: DLR
Submitted by: Bobby_DRake
While David’s away who’s running the country? We’ve spotted this hot guy that would be the perfect candidate, he looks smart and intelligent plus he is drop dead gorgeous! He’d definitely get people interested in politics again and quite frankly we’d do whatever he asked!!
09
Mar 12
Ashley Stole (My Heart)
Date: 5th May 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Lee
Anyone notice a striking resemblance between this crush and a certain former Mr Cheryl Tweedy? But, like, totes a lot hotter and cuter and amazing-er. Let’s hope he’s not a dastardly love rat like his doppleganger cos I would definitely fight, fight, fight for his love. Or maybe wrestle. Grrrr!
19
Feb 12
DL Arrhhh!
Date: 14th February 2012
Line: DLR
Submitted by: DAB
Surprise! It looks like this very handsome man spotted he was being TubeCrushed the moment he was photographed, that or he looked up directly into the lens of the camera at the precise moment the shutter was pressed like a supermodel on a fashion shoot. CLICK! We really like his jeanie-beanie combo and his arms in that top really show off the guns (another incentive to get back to the gym folks).
20
Dec 11
Wondrous Winklepickers
Date: 19th December 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Mooks
Winklepickers (those pointy type of shoes) came into fashion in the sixties but were actually first worn by French nobility (thank you Wikipedia). We have taken this as a sign that this gorgeous man must be some kind of royalty, and as such, I will be pretending to be Kate Middleton for the rest of the day. Just call me Duchess.
29
Nov 11
Gotham City
Date: 28th November 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted by: Alex
There comes a point in everybody’s life when they are just fed up of waiting for that superhero to come along and rescue them from the daily grind that is life. This is the kind of guy that will do very nicely, we just hope he is texting Alfred to have the bat mobile ready for our romantic country drive!
28
Oct 11
Sharing’s For Losers
Date: 27th October 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: BobbyDrake
Fans of handsome men in smart-casual clothing, behold! We have two delicious offerings for your delectation, and we think they’d be perfect for a double date. No, I’m not talking about sharing with a friend – I’m talking about a ridiculous sit-com-esque scenario where you go on a date with two people at the same time without either of them knowing and hilarity ensues. Or maybe nakedness loneliness. Whatever, either way, I ain’t sharin’ b*tches. *snaps fingers*
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Oct 11
Eyes On You
Date: 18th October 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted by: Bobby Drake
Here at Tubecrush HQ guys in suits generally catch our eye pretty quickly and we have a feeling they sometimes notice we’re watching. Sit back, relax and just enjoy our eyes roaming all over your body. Hold on tight cos this is one tube ride you might actually enjoy.
18
Oct 11
Evening Deluxe
Date: 14th October 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Bobby
This guy might be reading the Evening Standard but as far as TubeCrushes go, this guy, with his tailored suit, his preened hair and chiselled cheekbones is an Evening Deluxe. Maybe even with sprinkles on top.
15
Oct 11
Tesco Totty
Date: 11th October 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted by: Bobbi
You can tell a lot about the contents of a mans shopping bag, is it full of microwave dinners, 241 bargains, fruit and veg etc. We think that this guy would be in the Tesco Finest range, he is even dressed like the packaging including the silver and black colour scheme. But we do have a tannoy announcement to make “Ladies and Gentlemen it is with regret that we inform you that this handsome TubeCrush is wearing a wedding ring, so please look but dont touch” (Unless you have a touchscreen of course then feel free to swipe, pinch and zoom to your hearts content)
02
Oct 11
Delicious on the DLR
Date: 1st October 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Matt
We hope you haven’t eaten too much for your Sunday lunch, because this is your dessert. This guy looks so appealing we’d like to cover him in chocolate and….oops, sorry, getting ahead of myself there. Just lovely though.
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Sep 11
Beautiful Blur
Date: 18th September 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: gindan82
As the outside world shoots by, this submitter still had time to snap this nice guy. There is something artistic about this shot. You might see this in the National Gallery one day. Keep a look for the Tubecrush wing.
07
Sep 11
What Would Joan Do?
Date: 2nd September 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: DAB
When we see a guy as spunky as this serious hunk, we can’t help but summon our inner Joan Collins, don shoulder pads so big they can be seen from space and seduce him into oblivion. And when one of you evil minxes tries to get your claws on him, prepare to get bitched out, hard.
I might have to stop watching Dynasty repeats.
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Aug 11
Sexyback
Date: 23rd August 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Marcos
Justin Timberlake called. He wants to know when he’s getting his sexyback. And while you’re at it mate, hand over that tight white t-shirt. What do you mean there’s nothing underneath. Oh well…
06
Jun 11
Beauty and the Biceps
Date: 3rd June 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Phil E14
Hollywood, I’ve got your next rubbish rom-com hit right here: a beautiful man romances a hefty set of dumbells and sculpts a beastly set of biceps that are renowned the world over. Commuters from across London reportedly swoon, faint and lose the power of speech upon sight. Man and biceps live happily ever after.
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May 11
Admiring the View
Date: 25th April 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Matt
Our submitter clearly couldn’t handle the display of hotness on show from this TubeCrush so had to have a sit down in order to take the photo. We hope you’re fully recovered now Matt, but we would advise our readers that we cannot be held responsible for any adverse physical reaction you may have to seeing this photo.
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May 11
Texting Arm
Date: 12th May 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Sophia
We reckon this sexy man must be a particularly vigorous texter to have become so well endowed in the upper arm muscle department. He’s probably texting his friends, reminding them to go and see him at the GUN SHOW.
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Apr 11
How Do I Turn My Flash Off?
Date: 14th April 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: @mrpgreen
With legs to die for, we can see why our submitter snapped this rugged hunk on the DLR. With such a concentrated look on his face, he’s obviously doing something very technical on his phone, like working out how to turn the flash off. You never know @mrpgreen, there may be a picture of your fine self up here shortly!