Date: 24th February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Finlayz
He has fur on his face and fur around his face, the only thing missing is someone at hand with a cut throat razor and some creamy foam to tidy up those rough edges. On second thoughts it is payday a bit ok rough can stay….
Date: 7 February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: RBennett
We here at Tubecrush HQ would have no problems writing a report on just what makes men sexy, no need for government intervention what so ever! We’d include things such as strong masculine features, nice skin tone and big hair, the bigger the better!
Date: 21 February 2013
Line: Jubilee
Submitted by: Cairo
Regardless of what the advert states, this guy is one hundred percent man and we love him! We love his dark handsome looks and snappy clothes! Yuuummeeee!!
Date: 9 February 2013
Line: Jubilee
Submitted by: Knightrider
A girl really can’t have enough bags, but too many men? Possibly. Unless they are all just crushes, in that case have as many as you like and send them in to us to share!
Date: 23rd February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Mevan
Is it the Louis Vuitton man bag, the wide brimmed hat or the fact that this sexy chap is reading about what he loved that makes him so intrigued? Well ladies it does say loved so what stays in past tense means he is probably up for grabs!
Date: 21st February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Peter Knight
With his low hanging trakkies we wonder what is concealed underneath?
Date: 21st February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Jen
Ever see a guy who makes you just want to drop everything and have his kids? Well this dream machine could do just that, with his sexy suit and 3/4 length jacket he looks mighty fertile. There is a line in there about him flashing his assets to check for compatibility but we will leave that to your imagination.
Date: 18th February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: thesly
Look into my eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes. They are blue and sexy.
Date: 14th February 2013
Line: Commuter Train
Submitted by: @Rcommuter
We all see those train information boards informing us of the rules of the rails but do we really pay attention to them? This sweetheart could be the guy that Network Rail needs to really make people observe the posters. We decided to write our own TubeCrush version for commuters;
1) In the event of seeing a hottie do not pull the emergency alarm, instead just play this track on your IPhone
2) Men should preferably wear shorts
3) Showing a bit of cheeky tattoo is encouraged
4) All male passengers should smile for any potential photo opportunities
5) Putting just one foot on the seat is allowed provided rule 2 is observed.
Date: 8th February 2013
Line: Victoria
Submitted by: Stephenson
Are you a dab hand at putting talc on 3 of your fingers and getting them in the holes? Well you may well want to take this sex kitten and his bowling shoes down to All Star Lanes and see if you can get more than just a couple of strikes!!
Date: 12th February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Georgia
We think Madonna was on to something when she wrote the song Music, it really does make people come together! With his baseball cap on back to front and his DJ quality headphones filling the carriage with a dull but enlightening backing track this yummy boy could have the guys and the girls lined up to make some special requests!
Date: 5th February 2013
Line: Bakerloo
Submitted by: Marilou
We all know double denim is a complete no-no but what exactly are the rules for pinstripe? This handsome fellow is working a stripey number on the tube. The window says – No but we say Sexy – Yes!!
Date: 7th February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Caz
Have you ever tried to eat a sugar doughnut and not lick your lips? Well imagine trying to kiss this sexy boy and not close your eyes! Well you wouldn’t want to because he is hot, blonde and handsome kind of like a visit to the seaside you would want him to be the candy floss to accompany the sugar doughnut!!!
Date: 7th Feb 2013
Line: Picadilly Line
Submitted By: Various
As hunky politicians go, David Miliband is about as dreamy as they get. With his brother Ed having siphoned off all the ugly genes, David has developed a bit of a fanbase, including this particularly enthusiastic Twitter user, and a certain Mrs Clinton. We’re not sure how we feel about catching him with his flies down, but rumours that a sixty something blonde American lady was just out of shot with a bottle of chloroform and a big net have yet to be confirmed.
PS – we know we’re bending the rules as he’s asleep, but we thought he was worth it.
Date: 31 January 2013
Line: District
Submitted by: Crawford
Staring is a prolonged gaze or fixed look, also know as giving someone the eye! If that’s the case then we think we are on to something with this guy! His stare is so intense we think he might be saying, move in marry me and have my kids! Oh my!
Date: 1 February 2013
Line: Piccadilly
Submitted by: Danny Sorna
There may be quite a lot of this guy on show, mainly his bulging arms, but this doesn’t stop us imagining his hidden places. We wouldn’t mind exploring deep in his valleys or trekking along his twin pecs! We’re just exhausted thinking about it!
Date: 24th January 2013
Line: Piccadilly
Submitted by: TBraidy
Hey good looking, what you got cooking? Turnup Soup to start, Fillet Loin for main course and 2 scoops of nice-jean washed down with a glass of burgundy! What would you have for the inter-course?
Date: 1st February 2013
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Sammy
With the angle of the camera we can assume that it was one busy tube carriage for Sammy to get this sneaky shot of this sexy guy. We like his hair slicked to one side, a city boy with a city look.