Please keep your sweet on the seat


Date: 14th February 2013

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: @Rcommuter

We all see those train information boards informing us of the rules of the rails but do we really pay attention to them? This sweetheart could be the guy that Network Rail needs to really make people observe the posters. We decided to write our own TubeCrush version for commuters;

1) In the event of seeing a hottie do not pull the emergency alarm, instead just play this track on your IPhone
2) Men should preferably wear shorts
3) Showing a bit of cheeky tattoo is encouraged
4) All male passengers should smile for any potential photo opportunities
5) Putting just one foot on the seat is allowed provided rule 2 is observed.



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