Does his pistol need polishing?

Date:  13th August 2012

Line: Hammersmith and City

Submitted by: Hamilton

This guy was just asking for us to throw the puns at him when he decided to wear this sexy Top Gun tee. We have been pondering our favourite Gun Puns this afternoon – This is what we came up with;

‘pollish your weapon’

‘shoot me with your pistol’

‘why dont you get the gun out of it’s holster’

‘lets get this ting oiled up’

‘we dont want any miss fires’

‘such a thick barrel you’ve got i bet its got a HUGE round in it.’

‘how ‘bout we holster your magnum?”

Please select your favourite from above.

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