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Jan 12

Where’s My Velcro Suit?

Date: 14th January 2012

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: David F

Sometimes we see men who are just so handsome that we want to disregard our self dignity and throw ourselves at them. In this instance, we want to do this quite literally. That beard looks like it might have some velcro-esque properties, so as soon as we can find a velcro suit, we may or may not attempt to launch ourselves at him. As long as David F doesn’t beat us to it first (his hand on the pole suggests he’s leaning back, sizing up the logistics before attempting a similar pole vault).