31
May 11

Nice Luggage

Date 31st May 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Pack your bags, you’ve pulled! This guy has a pretty decent package; good looks, snappy dresser, gruff stubble and excellent taste in luggage. Who wouldn’t want to take him home and help him unpack.


31
May 11

Body scanner bag

Date: 27th May 2011

Line: Central

Its a great hobby (Shopping) isnt it. Walking around looking at the items on the shelf deciding what to buy, if only the tube train was as exciting. Well now it is with the latest must have gadget the ‘Body Scanner Bag’. It appears this guy bought himself one, which when placed on ones lap allows other commuters to see exactly what is underneath their shirts dipicted by the image on the front. Summer is here! Rippled torso’s at the ready boys!


31
May 11

The Lynx Effect

Date: 19th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Lucy

We have a hunch that commuters on the district line were so overwhelmed by this sexy man’s overwhelmingly masculine scent and physique that a gaggle of admirers chased him on to the train and ripped the shirt right off his back in the process. Either that or he’s just a dude on the train with no shirt.


30
May 11

Front Page News

Date: 27th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Crushed2011

Forget the busty bonzana on page 3, this guy should be on the front page. Or maybe the centrefold. Actually, put him on both and The Sun might actually be worth reading for once.


30
May 11

A Suitable Choice

Date: 25th May 2011

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted By: Jemima

They say clothes maketh the man. Well in this case, the suit maketh the man what some South Londoners might call ‘buff ting’. He must be a city slicker in need of a dutiful sexetary, I mean, secretary. In which case, I need a Maggie Gyllenhaal style makeover, stat.


29
May 11

No Sweat

Date: 28th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: scousematt

Normally after a trip to the gym I’m panting heavily and sweating like a pregnant nun, but not this guy. His athletic prowess is almost as effortless as his good looks. I wonder if he’d be up for a one on one training session…? *not thinking about the showers afterwards*

 

 

 

 

 


29
May 11

Chin Up, Sunshine

Date: 25th May 2011

Line: Circle Line

Submitted By: Crushed2011

Not sure why this handsome chap looks so glum, because we look like Jon Bernthal (you know, the really dreamy one from The Walking Dead). Some people are so hard to please sometimes.


28
May 11

Heart Stopper

Date: 27th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted by: Crushed2011

Our Tubcrusher almost didn’t make it for their friday night out! We still believe there should be warnings when hot guys ride the tube, or at the very least oxygen masks for when breathing around guys like this becomes difficult. This guy definitely looks good in his leather jacket.


28
May 11

Book Worm Beauty

Date: 28th May 2011

Line: Circle

Submitted by:@Laura_pye

Damn, just when we thought paper books had been replaced by thin plastic e-books along comes this hunk. He could be almost classed as the ‘Mary Poppins’ of commuters as he most certainly is ‘Practically Perfect in Every Way’ . Forget a spoon full of sugar i’ll have a handful please!


28
May 11

1st Class Priority

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Date: 23rd May 2011

Line: Central

It’s not often these days that you can sit in priority seating for free, but the London Underground have it covered. We think they should rename that seat ‘hottest guy in the carriage’ seat. This handsome man is most definitely worthy. Just look at the colour of his eyes, choppy hair and chiseled jaw line! #meltsintochair


28
May 11

Blue Steel

Date: 21st May 2011

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted By: Irish Rover

Derek Zoolander better watch his back, because this hot pocket rocket is showing off his potential to blue steel along with the pros. Although, he should remember that wetness is the essence of beauty, so if you could commute in your swimwear next time Mr Blue Steel, it’d be much appreciated. Ta.


27
May 11

Missing Halo

Date: 20th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Crushed2011

With his cherubic face and gorgeous blonde hair being bathed in light, we’d be forgiven for thinking this cutie had fallen straight from Heaven. However, the lack of halo would suggest that he might have a naughty side…we hope.


27
May 11

The Beefcake Book Club

Date: 25th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Crushed2011

Brontë sisters, move over: there’s a new literary dynasty in town, and this one has MUSCLES! With more braun than you can shake a very big stick at, the size of their books suggests that they like to exercise their intellect as much as their biceps. Now if only I can get them to read me a bedtime story….


26
May 11

Eye Spy…

Date: 24th May 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Robert

….with my little eye, something beginning with H. No, not harassment. Give up? It’s one seriously HOT HUNK. And he’s looking right at me – uh oh.

OK new game…it’s called ‘Hide the Sausage’.


26
May 11

Earphones – Ere Ere

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Date: 25th May 2011

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Gemma666

What have we here then? Were not sure if he is sitting comfortably but he is really putting on a gun show leaning forward like this. Cute face, nice arms and is that a waistcoat or a back pack? Who cares, ding dong!


26
May 11

Hugs Not Drugs

Date: 25th May 2011

Line: Victoria Line

The T-shirt pretty much says it all… Who wouldn’t want this rugged hunk of man hugging you all night in bed. The only drug we may need is a bit of wine maybe, to get him there!


25
May 11

Stubble Overload

Date: 23rd May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Frankie09

For fans of designer stubble, this hunky offering is an absolute treat. In fact, for fans of nice arms, toned physiques and all-round sex appeal, it’s like your birthday and Christmas rolled into one.


25
May 11

Hug-a-Hoodie

Date: 22nd May 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Vince

We’re not sure if this is the exact kind of hoodie-clad reprobate that David Cameron had in mind when he told us to ‘hug a hoodie’, but we will more than happily oblige. Might have a cheeky squeeze while we’re there too.


25
May 11

Madison Avenue Calling

Date: 24th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: @Birdienow

Mad Men are on the line, they want their extra back. Not sure whether it’s the skinny tie or the broad shoulders, but this guy is a real humdinger. Don Draper, eat your heart out.


24
May 11

Jubilee Athletics

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Date: 24th May 2011

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Soozy2

The Olympics are on everyones mind this week, It looks like this guy is about to start a race of his own. His hands are in a position ready to jump up at his stop, with trainer laces tied he is poised just waiting for the start pistol to sound. What he hears is nothing of the sort, instead it’s the driver saying “This train is not stopping at Green Park”. Oh well he might as well stay on till Stratford!