30
Apr 11

Marky Mark 2.0

Cap

Date: 28th April 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: @neothecat

With the backwards cap and a facial expression that suggests that he can swag with the best, we reckon this hottie is a Marky Mark for the 21st Century. Soon to be coming to a billboard near you in nothing but a skimpy pair of Calvins.

 


30
Apr 11

I’ve Been Expecting You, Mr Bond.

Stare-off Champion

Date: 21st April 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Adam

OK, so he’s a lot hotter than Blofeld but that bag on his lap may as well be a furless cat because this guy could be the ultimate Bond nemesis. With devilish good-looks and a knack for hatching nefarious world-conquering plans, Bond may have met his match. Somebody get that man a Martini on the rocks!


29
Apr 11

Golden Brown, Texture like Sun

Date: 27th April 2011

Line: Circle Line

The stranglers provided us with a controversial song in the eighties, now TubeCrush provides you with a little taste of the brown stuff by the way of this stylish, co-ordinated gent on the Circle line. If only he had been travelling on the Bakerloo line he would have co ordinated with the handrails as well and provided us with no end of puns for his description. Thanks to yesness for your submission.


29
Apr 11

Superfly

Date: 25th April 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Erica

His shirt might say ‘Super Standard’ but there is absolutely nothing standard about him. Prince William, consider yourself upstaged.


28
Apr 11

Carpet and Drapes

Date: 27th April 2011

Line: Piccadilly

When Nation22 sent this one into us we immediately wanted to post it online. Have you noticed how recently what with all the sun in London our commuters are getting more and more co-ordinated. Cuffs matching collars and Carpets matching Drapes he doesn’t know which way to look. Jokes aside we think that this man is working it. Tall, Dark and Handsome with a gun show for us all to watch on the way to work. Look out! The Terminator has a new enemy.


28
Apr 11

What is Black and White and Red on the tube?

Date: 26th April 2011

Line: Victoria Line

We all love a good riddle to keep the brain going. Well this time TubeCrush has reinvented the old double entendre (Read) to refer to the handsome man in the picture. Black and White t-shirt, Newspaper, Reading (get it?) and did we mention he is quite handsome. Enough with the puzzles – its all a bit much for this time of day!


28
Apr 11

Smouldering Stud

roadhog

Date: 21st April 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Stefan

OK, so time to come clean. The Northern Line Cowboy had a hot friend with him, but we didn’t want to give you all the good stuff at once, else you might simply have been completely overwhelmed  by the sheer awe of the smouldering skill that is on display in that photo. If anyone fancies a double date with me and these two guys then…actually no, wait, I’ll have them both.


27
Apr 11

Million Dollar Bill

Franklin

Date: 26th April 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Betty

In case you didn’t know, Benjamin Franklin (who the clothing company take their name from) is the face of the $100 bill. But at last, TubeCrush has stumbled upon the face for the newly commissioned Million Dollar Bill. Whitney will be pleased to hear it.


27
Apr 11

If *a generic lager brand* made hot commuters….

Angry Birds

Date: 16th April 2011

Line: Northern Line

…we’d probably buy loads more of that generic lager brand.


27
Apr 11

Gingerbeard Man

Ginger Beard Man

Date: 22nd April 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Just when we were in the mood for a tasty treat, along comes our submitter, who we like to think is called Gretel, with a Gingerbeard Man to tickle our fancy. He’s looking surprisingly good for someone that’s just escaped the clutches of an evil old witch.


26
Apr 11

Tio Bueno

Date: 24/04/2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted By: @chrisgolds

Our submitter thinks he was Spanish. I am not sure what the submitter was doing but this guy looks very nervous. He seems to be holding on to his bag very tightly. We really want to know what he has in there.


26
Apr 11

The American gripping novel reader

Date: 24/04/2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Sali

This A&F lookalike seems to have it all, good looks and intelligence. Tall, tanned and toned, he could be the perfect summer read.


26
Apr 11

Northern Line Cowboy

Lost and Found

Date: 21st April 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Stefan

If his T-shirt is anything to go by, he’s obviously a fan of a good rodeo. Insert your own joke here.


26
Apr 11

Dream Gym Buddy

Dream Gym Buddy

Date: 9th April 2011

Line: Piccadilly line

Submitted By: @Purplemonster

Just as we were thinking that we needed a good workout after the Bank Holiday excess, but had nobody to bark orders at us, along comes Mr Broad Shoulders to solve the problem. If the size of his gym bag is any indication, we’ll be exhausted by the end of it!

 


25
Apr 11

Anyone for a Suplex…?

Suplex

Date: 23rd April 2011

Line: District Line

Suplex (ˈsuːplɛks) n:

suplex is an offensive move used in professional sport wrestling . The move consists of one wrestler picking up his or her opponent off the ground (or mat) and then using a large portion of his or her own body weight to drive the opponent down on the mat.

Well, we couldn’t possibly think of a better way to spend a Bank Holiday Monday than seeing if this guy is fully versed in the art of  the suplex. Can I have a volunteer please?


25
Apr 11

Sunbather of the Central Line

Sunbather of the Central Line

Date: 23rd April 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: MaryleboneBoy

We know Londoners like to make the most of the sun while we have it, but this handsome commuter is obviously a skilled multi-tasker, as he soaks up some sunlight on the Central Line (this isn’t the best way to get a Jersey Shore tan if you’re looking for one). Then again, he could just basking in the glory of his own hotness. You decide.


23
Apr 11

Information About Post Ratings

Dear Tube Crush Fans,

You may have noticed that in the last few days that the up and down thumbs that allowed you to say whether you approved of our post or not have disappeared from the site. We know that this is an important and fun aspect of our site, but we were forced to remove them from the blog, as the software that we had been using to display and run the ratings caused most pages to load very slowly. This means that we now have some good news and less good news:

Good News: the ratings are back with the familiar up and down thumbs, using much faster, more reliable software. Can I get a ‘woop woop’ from all blog technology enthusiasts?

Less Good News: We were unable to transfer the rating data for all our previous posts, meaning that you now have a blank canvas to get your favourite Tube Crush to the top of our Highest Rated charts.

However, most of you are probably either asleep on your keyboard or have lost the will to live, having now read the most boring Tube Crush update ever. But fear not, usual service will be resumed shortly.

All the best,

TubeCrush Team


23
Apr 11

A Shady Submission

A Shady Submission

Date: 13th April 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Garry

We have a sneaking suspicion that this shady pair weren’t snapped by a fellow commuter who stumbled upon them by chance, as not even the Fonz would wear a pair of sunnies on the tube. That said, they are both quite hot, and we’re not that fussed. You naughty boys!


23
Apr 11

Affirmation of Faith

Date: 19th April 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Nation22

Simply, this gent’s chiseled upper arms are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Amen.


23
Apr 11

Smart Suit and Designer Stubble

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Date: March 2011

Line: London Overground

Clearly this handsome man has got himself in a bit of tangle. Earphones looped back and forth with the cord a common occurrence for many an iPod user. Reminds us a little of twister, that board game with less wires and more limbs! Just wish I was a big red dot!